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Stoke is a word and words are in sentences. And my 9th grade tutor thought I didn't know anything that had to do with English. Now who's laughing you stupid tomato. And to think I trusted you!

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Wow, another shirt that someone somewhere thought would be a great idea and now is labeled as the unemployed someone somewhere. This definitely wasn't one of the one hit wonders of shirts but at least it doesn't smell like it was born on the freeway.

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Isn't this amazing? Circle one.

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In the words of my old big toe, "that sure does look like an infected eye." He used to talk all the time but then he moved and I don't see him anymore. Maybe he's still mad at me for the accident with the chain saw. I didn't know it was electric until I was already under water!

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All the parts of the skull have to do with music equipment. So you might say I'm a music pirate who doesn't intentionally pirate music. 60% percent of the reason is me not knowing entirely what that means. The other 40% is water.

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It's funny cuz it's a football shirt instead of soccer. I know that's what they call it there but here I call it soccer; and who's wearing the shirt, me or them?

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If I were a big skater, I might this was a super cool shirt mixed with a little awesomeness but I'm not a skater. Unless we're talking about roller skates. In which case, I own them but don't know how to stop correctly. Who's idea was it to put the brakes on the front of those things anyways?