Eight dee

If You're thinking you can't tell what the shirt says just know this is one of my non-funny shirts. It's a rare but true fact. The shirt just has a tire with wings. Yea

70 nine

It appears as though posing like the blue ranger did on this shirt doesn't look as good without the tights and helmet. It wouldn't be the first time I've made that mistake. Trying to talk like Julia Child doesn't make you a better cook either. As you probably know/can tell already this is back when Power Rangers were super cool as they taught us to fight for what's right while learning the moral of the stories along the way. For those who have seen Arrested Development the show, you might notice that the red ranger in this shirt is making the same pose as Steve Holt when he says "Steve Holt!" Those of you that haven't seen Arrested Development just focus on the part of the shirt where the Megazord is getting it's leg blasted out from under it but in a triumphant kind of way.

seventy 8

i think It's a common misconception that super heroes don't bowl. now i know why. There's too much butter or wax on all their hands

7 to the 7

yes all you bug and purple cheese eaters out there, i did make this shirt. i did it only because it was required for a class i swear!

7 six

when you think of super cool minka turtle shirts don't you think of a giant rug hanging from the ceiling? Me neither

seventy 5

papa don't preach. i'm in trouble deep and i'm keeping my baby!

Slevedy Four

This is me in a tree with a pop type lolly waiting for you to see. Wouldn't you agree?
Reading a Dr. Seuss book in the morning really makes everything come out as a rhyme and yet I do it all the time. The times I don't do it I'm tired or don't like it. If I read it at work I'd be fired and I know cuz I'm psychic. You probably shouldn't take what I say literally. It'd be better taken quadrilaterally. Perhaps I should have read one of those books this morning because this poem is lame and boring. So good bye for now to you and your silly fat cow.

And remember not to slap the hired help. If you do, they tend to yelp.
(Yelp is a word right?)