What does this mean? I don't know. What is the point of a dull pencil? I don't know. Why are things covered in water considered wet and not undry?" I don't know. Why do cup cakes not taste the same as real cakes? I don't know. Feel free to answer any or all of these questions.
Despite the occasional bird dropping, pavement can be quite nutritional. Nothing says 'healthy' quite as well as tar on the inside of the body... or is that supposed to be oxygen. I forget which is better sometimes. It runs in the family. Which is why I still have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs.
Call me an idealist if you want to but I believe everyone in the world that lives on planet Earth should own and frequently sport a fancy knitted sweater such as I have shown. Viva le Sweater!
Sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you look at my shirts. You could be thinking about a heard of elephants that escaped an alien zoo, stole a spaceship and came back to earth? Are you? if you are, the only way you would be thinking that is if you were there and if you were, then you're either an elephant or an alien... Which is it?
He may be wearing no pants but I can tell you with absolute surety that there's a good 35% chance that I'm actually wearing pants.... Unlike that time we found my uncle Ferdan hanging upside down from a tree in the forest. Oddly enough, he managed to do that from the only tree that was shorter than him.
