towo 4 four

I know, and I'm just as angry about it as you are!!! How about you tell me why you think we're angry and I'll agree or disagree with your assumptions. This shirt brings happy laughter thoughts of the best kind to my mind because the pig is standing upright. It's like that one time I found my phone in one of my used jock straps...WEIRD but funny. One of these days I'll remember to clean my phone.

2 40 three

Don't ask me "why?" No one quite knows the reason. I'm just wearing a shirt with writing I don't have the ability to read. I'm guessing it says, "Keep out of the jungle, but if you must, remember to dig before and not after." Any disagreements with that?

2 fourty 2

I call this my "Purp Shirt." This picture doesn't show it that well but the colors on this are not black or gray. It's a dark lightish purple. I understand your shock and awe about me wearing a purplish shirt. It just shouldn't happen I know. It'd be more of the type of shirt Barney the Dinosaur would wear on a tropical vacation to Michigan.

two foryt 1

It really is a rare thing for me to wear this shirt in the right season. I usually wear it before Halloween and then people give me a lot of flak for it. I then get sad and hide the shirt away so I can't wear it until Christmas time, but what happens is that I forget about it until the next year right before Halloween when I wear it again...

240

This shirt was bought to go with my orange puffy vest. In winter, the vest itself leaves the arms exposed to the cold. So I  came up with the solution to duck tape the neighbor cats to my arms to keep them warm. It didn't work for long because apparently they only last a couple of days if you don't feed them. Next I tried old hair from drains. I couldn't stand the smell of that so I just got this thick shirt instead. It turned out to be a good decision.

2 thirty nihne

Can you name the movie without help from your friends, family, or penguins that are also known for being Santa's secret spies? If no, than you could probably google it without pushing the feeling lucky button repeatedly... or pull the stick out of your butt.

230 and 8

This one was also a gift and happens to be a little big for me. I don't wear dresses usually so I'm not super comfortable wearing this shirt for anything besides sleeping in. Dang it Egbert! Quit putting your finger with saliva in my ear!!!

two 30 seven

I was given this picture and would not have willing bought this shirt without a gun to my head or an octopus to my leg...

2 tirdy six

Were you in the thinking of thought that thunk the idea of not thinking I had anymore Iron Man shirts you could possibly think of?

t2 th3rty f5ve

This shirt was a dollar and I found out today who he is even though I can name a movie that gives reference to his name. So it was like I already knew him and used to go bowling while wearing tuxedos at German Shepherd training camp... four and a half times. The last time we were kicked out for trying to use unpolished door knobs as pins.

2 tirty 4

This shirt has been a source of controversy and unfortunate jokes at people that wear wheel chairs instead of sitting on them. What does the front say or possibly have a picture of? I'd rather not say or show you due to embarrassment someone such as myself might receive with that exposure. It shall remain a mystery like unto "where did Rosie O'Donald come from for reals?" My opinion is that she was born in New Jersey.

2 thirty three

This shirt has been called romantic in some cultures. It has it's poop colored sleeve things and collar. How could it not attract the ladies? Like the famous book says, "Everybody Poops," and I'll add "and can prove it by the shirts they wear in a semi-public setting."

to Three Two

Like the wild moose of southern India that no longer exist, wire-framing of actual objects in order to attempt real art used to be really cool. Well, so did Enron and look what happened to that. I keep this shirt as a souvenir. 

231

The fries look so realistic don't they?! I bet you have to pay extra for the wiggly fries instead of normal ones...(awkward sound effect you do to signify you're joking in a not so serious kind of way.)

to 30

Okay okay. Here comes the truth! It's so close to coming out it's like after three hours of trying to fit my uncle Gornagee through his front door. It's like taking a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and pouring the liquid into an ice tray so you can see cubes of butter once more. The truth is that I bought this shirt because it was similar to one that Clark Kent wore on an episode of Smallville.

22 Nihne

As most people do... I usually use... dot dot dots... in my writing or texting... as a sense of... dramatic pausing...it's not that I don't want... people to... oh I forgot what I was going to say... too many dot dot dots.

2 2 eight

Why is this shirt still having the tags on it? Because I don't like it. If everyone had to come back to using material for infant diapers, than I think they would use this shirt for the material for them. It's really a nice shirt... to be pooped on! Why would the me that you don't know own this? It was a gift and as a gift, must be thrown out when no one is looking. People have been looking and impeded my throwing out abilities. Any questions?

twoo 27

Now this is a shirt that wanna be nerds would go more for. I hope I'm not offending you wanna be nerds. I just hope I'm causing you to go home and rethink your life... and I'll see you at the convention next week.

2 twendy 6

It's funny because it's a plain shirt with a pocket. Who in their un-right mind decided to put a pocket on a regular shirt? Are nerds in such a demand to use their pocket protectors that they wanted to have a regular shirt? Why don't they just go back to nerd school...I think it's obvious that I leave room for improvement in the burn a arena. I'm less of a burner and more of a sizzler you might say.

two too five

"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"

2 2 five

This is probably my only pink shirt but it was free and I wear it when I wanna look dumb. For those dumb people out there, dumb means that your not not dumb. Questions?

2 hundread and 20 four

Too be honest with you, if you gave me a map of the entire European continent, I couldn't pick out exactly where Lindon is. I couldn't do it with a map of Utah either but oh well. If it was important to me I'd know it probably.

two 23

I feel like I'm on a child's cartoon show and the announcer is about to ask, "okay kids, can you guess where this shirt possibly came from? No? Well go die your hair black, wear nothing but black clothes, complain about every little thing that's wrong and blame your parents!"

2 twendy 1

Pull your fingers out of your ears, put down the dipping sauce covered with chicken and ask yourself how you were doing all of that with only two feet...

220

How many Superman shirts can one man like me own? Why are you so worried about limits and questions? Answer that!

too 1 nine

If this sweater isn't classified as awesome, amazing, or amazingly awesome then there's either something wrong with you or I probably am experiencing the effects of falling down the stairs as a child still...

two hundred and 8 teen

If you don't know who Underdog is please do me a favor and reach around to your back, grasp tightly onto your underpants and pull up as fast and hard as you can. After your done with that google the great American hero named "Underdog." Not that new lame movie though, the old cartoon is better.

two seventeen

Behold all ye unbelievers and all ye... people with hair on your bodies!... I have made a shirt that is a shirt and has writing on it! Now who's stupid invisible elf? And you told me it wouldn't work out! You're wrong and short!

2 one 6

I wish you fans of my years on the USA team would stop sending me so many gift baskets. I started using all the left over muffins as rocks to throw at the neighbor kids. I know that you think that's not right and you're correct. No one should have that many old muffins in one house...

2 fif TeAn

Ooo now there's a handsome back. Some might say "Umbrellas don't make sense," but given this great looking back, umbrellas do make sense!

2 for a teen

The coolest and most opposite of lame thing about this shirt and me owning it is that I've never been snowboarding. I ain't afraid to say it. I am afraid of trolls wearing puffy bunny slippers and matching headbands though...

2 1 three

The color of the purple elephant robbing the bank is actually light brown. Th shape of the square is round and the U on this shirt is above my belly button.

two twelf

How fast you goin? I'm goin fun fast! What time is it? It's fun time! What's the number painted on that cow? Fun speed!... I mean... 12

2 eleven

Imagine a large body of water that was in the shape of a dog from an aerial view. Now imagine a tree that was growing right in the middle of where the dog's eye would be. Then imagine a nest in that tree where 5 eggs sat and one of the eggs was named Crony while the rest were named Useless. Imagine that Crony hatched, grew up into a big beautiful bird and was hit by a semi. Geeze. Do you always imagine depressing things like that?

two and a 10

I don't like to think that the semi in this picture is relieving itself. I prefer the notion that it's picking up all the many colorful cassettes and putting it in it's invisible swirling container thing. Sorry if that description got a little technical for a second there. I love my jargon!

too hundo 9

This shirt is an offense to cream colored motorcycles with matching people everywhere! I only wore it because I like it when people put to "E's" together. It just makes everything better! Like a punch in the left shin or a free game of bingo where the prize is them keeping the violent monkeys in their cages.

2 hundred 8

Hmmm I wonder what of all the sports in the world this shirt could be referring to. This shirt is about as subtle as my great aunt Shafifa. She once walked into a family party, saw my cousin that had a zit on his face and Shafifa then shouted "look at the mountain on the kid's face. It's so big you can see the snow accumulation on top." One other thing you should know is that she wasn't at a family party when this happened and she didn't know who that person was she actually yelled at.

two hundread sevenn

Am I a big fan of Burger King? Do most dogs lift the lid before using the toilet? Nope. That probably might explain the arm pit holes I have in this shirt. You know, of all the kinds of pits out there, I would have to say that the arm pit has got to be the comedian out of them because it always makes me laugh.

wa na O. sick ssa

Unfortunately for the elf version of an elephant that lives in my aunt's stomach, I made this shirt as well. It was a lot more funny in my head when I woke up this morning. Maybe next time I'll not wake up to a dancing ostrich that's wearing a green top hat. Or did I fall asleep to that and woke up to my alarm.... Either way.

one 0 V

Yes. It is a big beak. Thank you for saying so. Don't look at me like you've never seen a guy wearing a shirt with an over-sized bird's head on it before! That would be like saying you don't eat cheese because you think it'll offend a kangaroo or saying you licked fresh tar once to bring your grandma good luck. It just doesn't make sense.... not to believe that way!

two hundred 4

This shirt is my creation actually. The "BACK" is actually on the front and the "FRONT" is actually on the back. Clever? Heck yes it is! What else would you call it? Elegant? I got news for you elegantess people out there, this is not elegant, a pickle, a crowd of buffaloes dying tie died tee shirts, and/or elegant!

2 zero 3

Ain't you seen a red chested American before? I have! I see it more and more frequently when I get in a slapping fight... usually I have the slapping fight with myself though and the chest is the easiest place to slap...maybe I'll stop talking about that subject right now cuz I think you need to take a bathroom brake. Remember to flush.

too O two

I think my friends can vouch for this. The get all sorts of benefits like respect and laughter at their jokes! What benefits were you thinking?

2 oh 1

How many of you have been wondering what it would look like to flush three basketball players made out of paper down the nearest porcelain flush machine? Now you know.

2 hundred

This may or may not go along with the shirt from yesterday. I don't know though because my mom keeps telling me that I'll know when I'm older. I am assuming that means 45. That's the age my second cousin said he's going to get killed by killer pandas so I figure that's a good basic age goal...

one 99

Joke's on you salsa lickers of the mid-west! I don't have either girlfriend but the mere fact that I wear this shirt totally makes up for that fact. As I've been told many times in the past "spit before you wipe," referring to eye glasses, the norm is never how see it the first time you don't look at it.

198

Behold my left pectoral of awesomeness! I really don't know what this shirt is supposed to say but I can tell it's really important because I don't care about it. Maybe it's more of that rebelliousness inside of me that lives between my livers. It could also have something to do with a repressed memory I never forget to forget.

one ninety (7)

Does anyone else find it a little bit racist that the only characters they thought were good enough for the locker room and basketball have brown fur? I'll have you know that means that even the famous bugs didn't make it cuz he has gray fur...

a 1 a 9 and a 6

Flags of the world unite!...on my back. It seems kinda crazy but they don't have the flag for the country I made up. I don't understand why. We have a huge population of one, and although some of the countrymen might have sent out threatening certain countries, that person's threats don't represent the entire country. What a world we live in with so little trust in said world...