Stoke is a word and words are in sentences. And my 9th grade tutor thought I didn't know anything that had to do with English. Now who's laughing you stupid tomato. And to think I trusted you!
Wow, another shirt that someone somewhere thought would be a great idea and now is labeled as the unemployed someone somewhere. This definitely wasn't one of the one hit wonders of shirts but at least it doesn't smell like it was born on the freeway.
In the words of my old big toe, "that sure does look like an infected eye." He used to talk all the time but then he moved and I don't see him anymore. Maybe he's still mad at me for the accident with the chain saw. I didn't know it was electric until I was already under water!
All the parts of the skull have to do with music equipment. So you might say I'm a music pirate who doesn't intentionally pirate music. 60% percent of the reason is me not knowing entirely what that means. The other 40% is water.
It's funny cuz it's a football shirt instead of soccer. I know that's what they call it there but here I call it soccer; and who's wearing the shirt, me or them?
If I were a big skater, I might this was a super cool shirt mixed with a little awesomeness but I'm not a skater. Unless we're talking about roller skates. In which case, I own them but don't know how to stop correctly. Who's idea was it to put the brakes on the front of those things anyways?
I kind of wish that I had a cool story about playing pinball until I broke the machine but, unfortunately, I've sworn an oath to never mention it again... or was that about the pound of bacon I found on the floor and subsequently ate?
If your ever around some of my family on the Easter Bunny's birthday, which is a separate holiday entirely from Christmas and Easter, you would know why this phrase makes you laugh and cry while thinking of toothpicks.
Like some pants that have the bad luck of someone trying to fit them on a live cow, the zipper of this hoody is actually broken. I tried donating it to the Broken Zipper Hoodies Foundation but I couldn't find it cuz Dex didn't know... or it doesn't exist.
Back when I got this hoody, part of me thought it was wicked cool. That just so happened to be the part of me that got beaten up and thrown into a garbage can on garbage day. But to answer your question, yes, I did sing.
I may or may not have been born in the year that is featured on this hoody. I also may or may not have bitten through a used piece of tire glue. There's no way of really knowing for sure or not... like what shape the sun is.
I wasn't the biggest fan of San Fran so I just got a medium sized hoody. So that probably makes me a medium fan of the place in which I visited once and now am mentioning in a slightly not so slight way...
It's kinda like fire and sand mixed in with some fancy goat shi shi. This hoody is about as thick as a moist towelette that's thinly covered in moistnessicity.
It might look like pajamas but it's a reversible hoody yo! There's more than meets the eyeballs or something like that. Sayings are cool and I try to always memorize the sayings like this that I'm able to remember!
