towo 4 four

I know, and I'm just as angry about it as you are!!! How about you tell me why you think we're angry and I'll agree or disagree with your assumptions. This shirt brings happy laughter thoughts of the best kind to my mind because the pig is standing upright. It's like that one time I found my phone in one of my used jock straps...WEIRD but funny. One of these days I'll remember to clean my phone.

2 40 three

Don't ask me "why?" No one quite knows the reason. I'm just wearing a shirt with writing I don't have the ability to read. I'm guessing it says, "Keep out of the jungle, but if you must, remember to dig before and not after." Any disagreements with that?

2 fourty 2

I call this my "Purp Shirt." This picture doesn't show it that well but the colors on this are not black or gray. It's a dark lightish purple. I understand your shock and awe about me wearing a purplish shirt. It just shouldn't happen I know. It'd be more of the type of shirt Barney the Dinosaur would wear on a tropical vacation to Michigan.

two foryt 1

It really is a rare thing for me to wear this shirt in the right season. I usually wear it before Halloween and then people give me a lot of flak for it. I then get sad and hide the shirt away so I can't wear it until Christmas time, but what happens is that I forget about it until the next year right before Halloween when I wear it again...

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This shirt was bought to go with my orange puffy vest. In winter, the vest itself leaves the arms exposed to the cold. So I  came up with the solution to duck tape the neighbor cats to my arms to keep them warm. It didn't work for long because apparently they only last a couple of days if you don't feed them. Next I tried old hair from drains. I couldn't stand the smell of that so I just got this thick shirt instead. It turned out to be a good decision.

2 thirty nihne

Can you name the movie without help from your friends, family, or penguins that are also known for being Santa's secret spies? If no, than you could probably google it without pushing the feeling lucky button repeatedly... or pull the stick out of your butt.

230 and 8

This one was also a gift and happens to be a little big for me. I don't wear dresses usually so I'm not super comfortable wearing this shirt for anything besides sleeping in. Dang it Egbert! Quit putting your finger with saliva in my ear!!!

two 30 seven

I was given this picture and would not have willing bought this shirt without a gun to my head or an octopus to my leg...

2 tirdy six

Were you in the thinking of thought that thunk the idea of not thinking I had anymore Iron Man shirts you could possibly think of?

t2 th3rty f5ve

This shirt was a dollar and I found out today who he is even though I can name a movie that gives reference to his name. So it was like I already knew him and used to go bowling while wearing tuxedos at German Shepherd training camp... four and a half times. The last time we were kicked out for trying to use unpolished door knobs as pins.

2 tirty 4

This shirt has been a source of controversy and unfortunate jokes at people that wear wheel chairs instead of sitting on them. What does the front say or possibly have a picture of? I'd rather not say or show you due to embarrassment someone such as myself might receive with that exposure. It shall remain a mystery like unto "where did Rosie O'Donald come from for reals?" My opinion is that she was born in New Jersey.

2 thirty three

This shirt has been called romantic in some cultures. It has it's poop colored sleeve things and collar. How could it not attract the ladies? Like the famous book says, "Everybody Poops," and I'll add "and can prove it by the shirts they wear in a semi-public setting."

to Three Two

Like the wild moose of southern India that no longer exist, wire-framing of actual objects in order to attempt real art used to be really cool. Well, so did Enron and look what happened to that. I keep this shirt as a souvenir. 

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The fries look so realistic don't they?! I bet you have to pay extra for the wiggly fries instead of normal ones...(awkward sound effect you do to signify you're joking in a not so serious kind of way.)

to 30

Okay okay. Here comes the truth! It's so close to coming out it's like after three hours of trying to fit my uncle Gornagee through his front door. It's like taking a bottle of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and pouring the liquid into an ice tray so you can see cubes of butter once more. The truth is that I bought this shirt because it was similar to one that Clark Kent wore on an episode of Smallville.

22 Nihne

As most people do... I usually use... dot dot dots... in my writing or texting... as a sense of... dramatic pausing...it's not that I don't want... people to... oh I forgot what I was going to say... too many dot dot dots.

2 2 eight

Why is this shirt still having the tags on it? Because I don't like it. If everyone had to come back to using material for infant diapers, than I think they would use this shirt for the material for them. It's really a nice shirt... to be pooped on! Why would the me that you don't know own this? It was a gift and as a gift, must be thrown out when no one is looking. People have been looking and impeded my throwing out abilities. Any questions?

twoo 27

Now this is a shirt that wanna be nerds would go more for. I hope I'm not offending you wanna be nerds. I just hope I'm causing you to go home and rethink your life... and I'll see you at the convention next week.

2 twendy 6

It's funny because it's a plain shirt with a pocket. Who in their un-right mind decided to put a pocket on a regular shirt? Are nerds in such a demand to use their pocket protectors that they wanted to have a regular shirt? Why don't they just go back to nerd school...I think it's obvious that I leave room for improvement in the burn a arena. I'm less of a burner and more of a sizzler you might say.

two too five

"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"