uno 35

Yes, people do occasionally run like the stick figure on the shirt that looks like it's running. I'm just not hunched over as much as the stick figure is. I'm also not an astronaut or a Communist but more on those later. Does anyone else find it odd that all the stick figures are gray on this shirt? Which race is the gray one again? Is it making fun of the elephant people. Those poor poor elephant people couldn't catch a break even if they were locked in a room with rubber mats! Vote no on all anti-elephant people propositions!

one dirty for

I got this shirt when I live on Kauai. If you have eyes, and are literate, you should be able to read it. If not, just read this description instead. I just realized that friends are like buttons. You don't really notice that the little spare ones go away but can tell when a big important button falls off. So my thought to you is be someone's big important button.

Hundred tirty twee

It says "Hanakokolele." It's Hawaiian and pretty much means "Oh you're going to be in trouble." At least that's how it's used. It really translates to mean something about raw and on fire or something like that. I only know what I was told by the people that gave it to me. Yes, it's true. Twas a free shirt yall!

1tir dee 2

hi. i'm a member of the card eaters of america and i would like to eat your non-eatable clothing.

1 thirty 1

shoe plus face only equals faceshoe!

wone thirty

faded orange you glad i didn't say bright orange? i sure as Heck ain't! i'm more like an angry blue panda instead of glad.

12ate

Stripes go with stripes. Spots with spots. And drunk pedestrians with dirty laundry.

hundred 29

You know when It's right. You know when you feel it baby. You hold. You feel it. You taste that It's right.

1 twen D 7

Wetness is the essence of moisture and moisture is the essence of this polo. This polo is the essence of indonesian child labor.

one 26

And that was the last time i ever played hand in the polo tag... Unless you attractive girls are wanting to play. It's polo week!

12five

By now you should either know who the Aquabats are or not. There is no middle ground on the subject. Kinda like that one Thanksgiving feast where aunt Sheela wanted the turkey all to herself but her brother, uncle Philly, wanted the same thing. There was no time for thinking. I had to pick a side then and there. I made up my decision and, before walking to the side I had chosen, I played dead. And that was the first and last time I was beaten to death by a leg of lamb.

Uno twenty for

It's saying to grow your own corn not ingredients for special brownies, cup cakes or athletes foot medicine

one 23

In the words of my friend that saw a talking muffin, 'ahhh a talking muffin!!!'

1 two two

when you live like a handi butterfly you'll appreciate formers in trans kind of ways as well as low priced airfare

1 2 uno

my inspiration for this came from picturing a koala bear brushing an anteater's tounge.

one twen dee

this is how i answer all of the questions asked of me except for when the one doing the asking is an over ripe jingle bell.

One 19

To be honest, which i usually am, i'm not sure what this guy is but he's probably related to E.T.

1 A teen

Why was there glass for the table top and now there's not? I don't understand. I didn't do it. Maybe it was the flying monkeys... or uncle Harold is around again. Remember how he lost his left hand in an arm wrestle and instead of getting an artificial hand he decided to have a hammer as a hand? It's true. He is the likely one since he pounds his fists on the tables usually when he's not angry, happy, or sad.

one hundrad and seventeen

Why is it that sometimes I look at my shirts and laugh when they're not funny? Why is it that I always have a strong urge to touche jello with my ring finger? Why is it that I have to make a conscious decision to not lay down in the middle of a store? Why is it that Jimmy cracks the corn and I don't care? Why is it that I think of these questions when no one else is around except for my good friend the pebble? His personality gets a little dull after a while. At first, sure, the silent treatment was kind of funny but now it just makes me angry. If I wasn't so intimidated of him we'd fight it out... I hate it when my friends parent's are better friends with my parents than I am with him! It's intimidating.

1 sixtean

I'm the 'E' in Chuck E. Cheese's and hopefully you can see that. I've mentioned before that my parent's had in mind certain jobs or careers for me, but I exceeded them all with this! Think how many companies are going to be asking for my help as a stand in 'E'? I'll be more popular than a cupcake at fat camp! Perhaps I should get some kind of an agent for this booming career. If any of you know of a purple flamingo to take on that responsibility please let me know. My mom said that they are the most rare bus best agents out there. Of course, she did tell me that before laughing, looking around awkwardly, acting kind of sad and telling me of the 'trips' down the stairs I had as a child. Oh well, no benefit in worry about spilled goat's urine now.

1 fifteen

Gangsters spend stolen money. Wannabe gangsters spend their mama's money. And this is a shirt.

One 1 four

Certain ideals belong in the toilet like elf rights and happy cheese organizers, but superman never belongs with those!

1 tirteen

I'm hiding on the roof from you so your cupcake-less hands can't strangle me. It was pretty good though. You know how sometimes when you watch one aunt throw a green banana at another aunt's cucumber statue? That's exactly how it feels to be on a roof. There was one time when my great uncle Melvin fell threw a crack in a roof. And that's why, even today, wedgies are sometimes called melvins.

111

Allow me to tell you why this is funny. It's because vegetables are funny looking. No one looks at a vegetable and says 'That's a handsome piece of celery.'

one hundred and nine

Mid west pie eating champion is not a title. It's more of a describing feature like hair color, weight or the name of your youngest goat.
This isn't out of order. It was supposed to mess up and get posted later.

One twelph

It's a motorcycle shirt and i'm not a purple tango dancer! Get that through your head mr. Peanut!

100 and ten

The door to a guy's room says a lot about him. But like under or over fed children, It's what's on the inside that counts! Like they believe that

One 0 8

Revenge of the fallen decepticon. Get it? I learned the hard way. And by hard way i mean a tickle fight using only ketchup

1 0 seven

you have friends and i have friends. it just so happens that mine are cardboard and live at the movie theater

1 oh 6

like a laxative filled dwarf that is too small to reach the big boy's toilet, funny situations are funny...

one 0 five

this shirt is featured in the movie Head of State. Chris Rock and i look so similar It's almost like seeing him when you see me