8 E 5

If only I had a shirt to say the words that would impress you and yet make you feel like my friend. Oh wait. I can't tell you my wish can I? Dang it grandmother! You tricked me again. This situation which I am referring to right now that doesn't actually exist but could inside any raptor dinosaur reminds me of the time I chased a tiger out of my neighborhood. It was not till later that I realized it was my arch enemy's mice collection. How was I supposed to know that right outside of my neighborhood was the food plant that gives all it's food to the orphans and by chasing the mice into it I may have caused the orphans to be poisoned? I'll tell you how... I didn't. That's how!

Eighty phor

Before you say anything, i only have this shirt cuz my 11 year old brother wanted me to get it to match his. Figure that one out you Oprah wannabes!

Eighty three

This shirt only applies if the cave is under or beside ground. If It's floating in the air or is equal to or less than my neighbors nose, don't worry.

Ate ee two

I am under the weather and this is the best i can come up with. To be continued.

A T 1

He's holding up his sign that says "yo" and I'm holding mine that says love... or cheese. It's amazing how often those two coincide. If you haven't figured it out by now, this is Inspector Gadget and the words are from Vanilla Ice's hit song "Ice Ice Baby." Is there anything else you want me to spell out for you? If there is, please refer your question to my uncle Tom who is currently in the loony bin. So how will he spell things out for you? Let's just say he eats a lot of scrabble pieces and a lot of beans in there. Figure that one out on your own.

Eight dee

If You're thinking you can't tell what the shirt says just know this is one of my non-funny shirts. It's a rare but true fact. The shirt just has a tire with wings. Yea

70 nine

It appears as though posing like the blue ranger did on this shirt doesn't look as good without the tights and helmet. It wouldn't be the first time I've made that mistake. Trying to talk like Julia Child doesn't make you a better cook either. As you probably know/can tell already this is back when Power Rangers were super cool as they taught us to fight for what's right while learning the moral of the stories along the way. For those who have seen Arrested Development the show, you might notice that the red ranger in this shirt is making the same pose as Steve Holt when he says "Steve Holt!" Those of you that haven't seen Arrested Development just focus on the part of the shirt where the Megazord is getting it's leg blasted out from under it but in a triumphant kind of way.