one hundred and nine

Mid west pie eating champion is not a title. It's more of a describing feature like hair color, weight or the name of your youngest goat.
This isn't out of order. It was supposed to mess up and get posted later.

One twelph

It's a motorcycle shirt and i'm not a purple tango dancer! Get that through your head mr. Peanut!

100 and ten

The door to a guy's room says a lot about him. But like under or over fed children, It's what's on the inside that counts! Like they believe that

One 0 8

Revenge of the fallen decepticon. Get it? I learned the hard way. And by hard way i mean a tickle fight using only ketchup

1 0 seven

you have friends and i have friends. it just so happens that mine are cardboard and live at the movie theater

1 oh 6

like a laxative filled dwarf that is too small to reach the big boy's toilet, funny situations are funny...

one 0 five

this shirt is featured in the movie Head of State. Chris Rock and i look so similar It's almost like seeing him when you see me