Did I actually go to Seattle back in 1978? No, but I didn't kick the fake Santa at the mall in the shin and call him ugly either and I don't see you giving me credit for that. This is just like that time my uncle Petrid watch a documentary on snakes swallowing large animals and it gave him the idea to dislocate his own jaw and eat a whole watermelon. He managed to get it in alright but getting it out was the hard part. Oh, and what he calls watermelons are actually large rocks he finds in his rain gutters. How? I don't know. Why? He's crazy. Who? Now you're just asking stupid questions.
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