Monday, July 19, 2010

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So let's get one thing straight, I am not, now nor have I ever been, addicted to eating used bowling pins. I just tried it a few times with and without the grease. Now that's out of the way, let's talk about the shirt. Maybe later. I've been not having this dream recently where I'm a cowboy but being half cow is depressing so I try to buy some wooden legs from a homeless pirate that has two wooden legs. The thing is that he uses one of the legs as an arm and I rip it right off as I sing a lullaby. Can anyone explain what this dream could mean and why I'm not having the dream?

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