I gave a photographer and told him to make me look really good. What came out was me so far in the distance you have no choice but to think I'm attractive. Unlike the Gorganzillias that are known for eating their young's socks,.... well besides the whole sock eating thing I'm pretty sure we're the same. There was one time when their chief sneezed and it looked like me. To show a returned kind gesture I sneezed as well, but mine came out looking more like Bill Cosby made out of lime jello. I don't know why or how far I'm physically capable of falling from without dying but one day I'll know.
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