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If you've seen the movie Back To The Future you'll know what this shirt is talking about. Also, if you compare the picture of me with the cover of the movie, you'll find it hard to tell them apart. That reminds me of this one time when my twin cousins were cow tipping in a neighbor's farm. Things went wrong as soon as they found out that it was a pig farm. They tipped the closest thing to a cow they could find at the time... the neighbors wife. It's her fault for sleeping standing up anyways, but they got caught. My uncle was told he could only to take one of the twins home with him. My cousins names were Fraggle and Froggle but uncle Friggle couldn't remember which was Fraggle and which was Froggle. Since Froggle was the one he wanted, he put them both in a cage with a rabid dog knowing that Froggle was more scared of dogs. He found the screamer out of the two alright but it turns out he had mistakenly put the farmer's wife and one of the twins in the cage with the dog. Long story short, I now have the farmers wife for a cousin. That uncle Friggle of mine was always creative like that. He even wrote a book once called "How to Eat a Mountain Goat Without Them Knowing It." There's also another story about him running out of fertilizer during a family picnic and the creative thing he made us do for fertilizer. All of the family had just eaten and processed a lot of food. You know what I'm talking about... He made us go to the store on full stomachs. How very creative of him!