Twilve

Most of us know what Transformers in disguise look like but what does a super cool person in disguise look like? Me with a paper bag on my head is the correct answer. You might think that it's a useless disguise that would never really be used. Well, lets just say aliens abduct us and we're hurtling through space at speeds greater than 60 miles per hour (it's hard to believe but aliens really can travel that fast). You are put in their prison of laser bars for a while until they come to dissect you for research. All of a sudden there's an alien that tells the others that he'll take you to the dissecting room and actually takes you to the teleport room. You all get beamed back to earth including that alien that helped you. He then takes off his head and wait, it was me the whole time. Those aliens happen to have heads that looked like paper bags and I disguised myself to save you all. You wouldn't think it's a useless disguise then would you? I didn't think so. You really need to think these things out before you make groundless complaints like that.