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What am I doing in this picture? Well there's a few things I'm not doing. I'm not dancing on top of a dead rose bush (that's not a reference to the former presidents). I'm not juggling rats with rabies under water. I'm not licking the dust off of a big screen tv. I am definitely not practicing running from runaway steamrollers. I tried that once and the outcome wasn't worth it. What I am doing is sitting Indian style with a laptop on my lap and laughing like a stereotypical Asian.
As a totally off the topic and random thing, if my neighbor down the street is wondering why her rose bushes are trashed, why her pet rats have rabies and why they were found dead in their pool... I have no idea.