Saturday, May 29, 2010

fordee one

your better off not asking why this shirt says what it says. my uncle megatron, who had his name changed after the original series of transformers came out, had a burning russian nesting doll collection and would constantly warn us not to bathe in gasoline before playing with them. 'no matter how good it feels, bathing in gasoline doesn't go over too well with candles around the tub. i used to have hair and look at me now.' he was always smoother than a freshly waxed baby's bottom. that lesson has lasted me my whole life and i've only took a bath like that twice. lesson learned.

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