They always tell you that running with scissors is a bad idea, but do they ever tell the person running from the person with scissors that slamming the doors behind them is a bad idea? No. I learned my lesson. I once was told that it's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, and then it becomes hilarious. I'm inclined to believe them. Plus, if you do lose an eye, you'll get to use an eye patch. What person doesn't look cool and tuff with an eye patch? It's impossible. How impossible is it? It's so impossible that dropping a brick onto peoples head's from a twenty story building in order to create static electricity without harming people is more possible. You don't see the Swiss team smilin' neither. In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever come across a pretty girl, he probably yell, "eins, zwei, drei" and try to push her down some ice.
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