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what goes better with a red ninja turtle shirt than a freshly baked pizza? a rock! That's exacky what i am holding in my hand. in my family we have two sayings involving rocks. the first is only eat it if It's naturally that color. the second is to never sneeze in the other person's scuba diving mouth piece. you might think That's odd but i had an uncle that made that mistake with scuba gear and ended up swimming with the sharks. his first name is rock... or at least it was, and the sharks that he swam with were monkeys with knives attached to their foreheads which are trained to attack such sneezing scuba diving people.